dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
My friend was giving her pet hedgehog a bath and he accidentally fell into the drain in the sink.
His face was priceless.
*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away